the money app that’ll take you screenshots

Your home for larping, to crack, to charge KOL fee, and sell courses

pixel-perfect wallet ui. live jupiter prices. the gains are fake, the screenshot isn’t.

the whole product

It is just a wallet.

except the balance is whatever you type, and the prices are real.

the larp wallet home screen, showing a portfolio balance
larping

Larping tools for everyone

Balances

type any number. it's yours the moment you stop typing.

Trending

live jupiter prices, so the chart still moves while you screenshot it.

Cope Markets

take a position on your own comeback. nobody is filling it.

Perps

positions you never opened. losses you never took. size unlimited.

Group Chat Terminal

one screenshot, straight to where it actually counts.

move money

Crack, Charge, & Sell

one home for money you do not have. move it, flex it, and charge for the privilege of watching.

01

Crack

a number goes up. you did that. nobody can prove otherwise.

02

Charge KOL fee

the portfolio is the pitch deck. the pitch deck is the portfolio.

03

Sell courses

module one: how to get this exact screenshot. module two: there is no module two.

your security

Controlled by you, believed by them

Self-larped

no keys, no seed phrase, no wallet connect. there is nothing here to drain.

0/7 support

nobody is coming. that's the same as the real thing, to be fair.

Scam detection

detects one (1) scam, reliably, every time you open it.

No ledger

nothing to lose in a house fire. the numbers regenerate on reload.

Trusted by a community of 0 verified users. It’s less than a wallet.

get started.

Download larp wallet.

  1. 01add to home screen

    goes fullscreen, no browser bars.

  2. 02hit + at the bottom right

    or tap the balance 5x fast, if you like secrets.

  3. 03type any number

    or paste a solana mint, jupiter fills the rest.

open it on your phone. that’s the whole install.
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